Gargling toad 

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

Gargling toad by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

Kremit The Toad 

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog

Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

Kremit The Toad by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

road toad 

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

road toad by ezemofo February 4, 2010

Fried toad turd 

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

Fried toad turd by beEasy91 July 12, 2010

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009

Nigga Toad 

A lady that looks like a Nigga (man).

She built like a nigga toad

Nigga Toad by NiggaToad_ March 6, 2019

cane toad 

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

cane toad by Twiggy August 4, 2005