The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.

Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!

by XenoPixel June 6, 2019

netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018

netflix and communicate

Let's watch a movie while talking about how much we would rather be having sex

Me and Lexi had to Netflix and communicate because her parents came home early

by Kd35coker May 26, 2016

Netflix and not chill

Simply the opposit of Netflix and chill! You go over and watch Netflix and cuddle but there is no fucking involved... Sorry bros

Me: wanna come over and chill
Girl: sure! I'm on my period though...
Me: never mind... We can Netflix and not chill...

by Bro stuff September 11, 2016

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

netflix and pass

When a (wo)man invites a (wo)man over to her/his house to watch some netflix but instead of performing the planned sexual act, the (wo)man midway decides to "pass" and just sleep instead.

Dan: Yo, last week i met this girl and she wanted me to come over to her house to watch some netflix. It was great, we had a great night of watching movies together.

Mark: You just got netflix and passed, fam.

netflix and chill

by Longcat4 January 22, 2018

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017