Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do
Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 22, 2024
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toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing
ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure
by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020
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Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
by Energysoul March 14, 2016
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sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.
(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."
by QuartermasterGeralt June 03, 2020
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Miserable Failure

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021
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Government Failure

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.
by Aoctavio March 28, 2022
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Negativity FAILURE

You have failure that is negative (Disrepectful)
Guy1: Bro you have dum failure
Guy2: Bro, you probably have Negativity FAILURE 😎
by Electrodynamics_Guy November 25, 2022
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