Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian

John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu

by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

Timber Nigger

The term was coined by A L and a friend of mine we started it jokingly with a native american friend of ours, was never intended to be used hatefully we love our native American friends from green bay wisconsin, those timber nuggets are some of the best people you will ever meet, loyal ,kind, and funny, you can use the term in a bad way but you might get yourself scalped, thanks A L

Those timber Niggers make great friends.

by Windtalker & burlly January 23, 2022

timberjack

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.

Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.

by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010

Riddle me timbers

A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm

ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet

by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009

Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

by darron May 2, 2005

timber

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003