Minnesota Timberwolves

One of the worst basketball teams ever.

And I can say that because I'm from MN

Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."

by Raina J. April 29, 2011

Timberly

Timberly is a very sweet , nice girl who will be nice to anyone . She loves nature and animals but will kill any bug she sees . She loves Logan Paul and loves Hoodies . She hates school . And will stay up till 6am . She acts like she is 5 but is very mature at times . She knows everything but she is NOT i repeat NOT a dictionary . I know all of this because my name is Timberly . Have a wonderful day and don’t do drugs and stay in school :) .

Woah , Timberly is thiccer than a snicker .

by timberlythechickennugget May 30, 2018

Small Timer

A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.

Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"

Person 2: "What a small timer!"

by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014

Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.

"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"

by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009

old timer's disease

slang for Alzheimer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Timberlane Regional Middle School

A really sucky square box of hell. Where there are some nice people but most are bitchy attention seekers. There is no diversity here. Like five black kids and that’s it. Half the kids here are on some type of drugs. All the sports suck balls. The only thing I can say that Timberlane is good at is music. They have an awesome music program and that’s really it.

Oh you go to Timberlane Regional Middle School yeah that school is shit

by Dirtycheeseboot October 3, 2019