Threesome

A thing that theater kids have in bathrooms

"Omg they're having a threesome!"

by hotterthanyourgirlfriend November 27, 2023

threesome

three people or things in a group

MOM!
What?
I just have a threesome of friends
..
What??
You know what that means..Right?
Yes.
Then define it..
Three people, or things in a group.?
Oh..You innocent angel..<3

by ebustik January 12, 2023

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Threesome

Really good at hockey

Man of the match: Jarman - threesome

by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Arkansas Threesome

A man, woman and dog having a sexual encounter.

Janice, Chris and their dog bullet had a Arkansas threesome.

by Pharris1 July 15, 2018

Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022