A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Pear

a pear is a green (can be red) and is a pretty nice fruit that you eat.

Can you give me a pear
Friend* Sure, they are great, i'll take one too.

by Carl august March 7, 2018

alligator pears

Australian slang for avocado.

I just ate some delicious alligator pears!

by Oswald Petond April 4, 2009

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014