by J.L. February 13, 2004
Get the toilet papermug. Someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie 'The Other Guys'
Teacher : "Skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn't you guys turn in yours ahead of time like Skyler?
Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"
Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"
by Todd P Hunkleberry September 25, 2010
Get the Paper Bitchmug. An executive summary; a report whose purpose is to simplify an unknown subject or product in a desirable way. Also, a report summarizing a session of parliament or government in the UK.
"We got another pile of white papers from M$. I threw them in the circular file."
"I needed to catch up on the day's decisions so I grabbed the latest white paper."
"I needed to catch up on the day's decisions so I grabbed the latest white paper."
by Mike Losh December 3, 2007
Get the white papersmug. When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form
"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."
by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009
Get the Switching to Papermug. Having fake or unusable power in an organization. Any orders are usually not followed and the leader is not respected by subordinates. The leader/manager may have power on paper but does not have the ability to influence others. Employees will often ignore their authority.
Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
John may have just gotten promoted but he's wearing a paper crown and it's about to get windy...
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.
The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.
The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
by HiHelloIsTaken March 23, 2021
Get the Paper Crownmug. When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.
"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."
by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006
Get the paper-saviourmug. by Schloofy June 14, 2018
Get the Paper Tsmug.