The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

A video commenting trend started by the YouTuber Jonny RaZeR. This phrase is similar to the phrase ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨ created by JellyBean, however unlike them, Jonny had his own viewers decide on the comment that would be written in the comment section of every video seen by participants of the joke. A viewer of Jonny commented The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host and it quickly began to be copy and pasted in the comment section. Jonny has encouraged everyone to only comment the message once on each video seen and to like/upvote the single comment in hopes of preventing the message from flooding the comments of every video on social media.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that comment being spammed everywhere on social media?
Person 2: Yeah! Everyone keeps saying The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host by Twi Shorts January 14, 2023

The Wash of Shame 

The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.

Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.

The Wash of Shame by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015

The Wipe of Faith 

The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.

Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.

"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"

The Wipe of Faith by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007

The Whole Nurks 

When you go to the gym and work deltoids, triceps, biceps and forearms. In most cases you drink quad strength coffee before your workout. Nurks can also just be another word for muscles.

Example #1
Joe : Yo bro you gonna do the whole nurks today?
Jules: Hell yeah you know it cuz.

Example #2
Damn he must workout a lot because he has some big nurks!

The Whole Nurks by Tits McKie January 26, 2015

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

Save the Whales Syndrome by johnp May 2, 2014

behind the wall 

incarcerated or in prison.

Feels good to feel see the sunlight now that I'm out from behind the wall.

behind the wall by MisunderstoodQueen June 3, 2017

Who will watch the watchmen? 

"Who will watch the watchmen?" is a translation of the phrase "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" made famous by the Roman Poet Juvenal in his satires.

Contextually it referred to the notion that male guards should not guard women against sexual assault as they themselves are capable of committing such crimes, the only solution would be to have the women guarded by eunuchs.

Generally though it is considered the embodiment of the philosophical question as to where ultimate power should reside. It can be attributed as the basis, or at least the summarization, of the United States' concept of division of political power. At any given moment a watchman is watched by two watchmen thus eliminating the possibility of corruption.

The phrase is also well known as the basis for the graphic novel, and film, Watchmen.

Synonymous phrases include:
Who will guard the guards?
Who will protect the protectors?
Who will police the police?

"Privacy is a farce, if you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to hide. Surveillance is the only way to assure that no crime goes unpunished."

"But who will watch the watchmen? Themselves?"

Who will watch the watchmen? by Solypsys March 19, 2009