ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

ultimate friendship

When you trust each other enough to put your minecraft beds in 69 postion next to each other.

Dude: bro, what if we do the ultimate friendship.

Bro: Dude, i tought you'd never ask

by Papa Myers May 15, 2021

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021

ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law

hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020