Neil

Skinny white boy with a small ass dick and has glasses and will never get a girl at all and will be lonely forever

That man is such a Neil

by Landonj58 November 3, 2020

Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.

Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.

by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

Neil Nishanth

Fucking Savage
Jacked up guy
If u find a Neil Nishanth dont leave him

Neil Nishanth is a fricking badass

by Eashwaran Karthick November 25, 2023

Neil Sedaka

Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.

Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.

Neil Sedaka! That's who sings that damn song.

I had a Neil Sedaka moment this afternoon.

by I mean, yeah March 24, 2020

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

Boneless Neil

A man who cannot tolerate bones in food. Also doesn’t get any action. Wears a wee willie winky nightgown and cap to bed.

I have a sneaking suspicion there is a Boneless Neil among us.

by Clngepiece November 24, 2021