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mermaids

mermaids is a group of beautiful girls, no one can surpass them but it’s good to try. we ALL believe in mermaids supremacy !
boy: who are these girls ??

another boy: a groupe of sexy girls named mermaids !
by spicyrosa November 22, 2021
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Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day
Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp
by A4490 September 15, 2021
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Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch
That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.
by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021
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Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event
Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole
by bloodmon October 13, 2021
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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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Mermaid

Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.

Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.

The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
1. The Mermaids are out setting up the weighbridge.
2. Pads are hot and the mermaids are calling
by Kasterborus June 5, 2021
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