To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.

He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”

by Showpurple70 November 25, 2017

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.

There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.

by Termitescout October 19, 2013

concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.

"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"

by Dackplural November 23, 2022

LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.

I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.

by aintnoway November 17, 2022

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite April 8, 2018

Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.

"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"

by Odden March 24, 2017