You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
Get the Lumberjack Pancakesmug. A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”
I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
by Chaz G May 26, 2024
Get the Lumberjack Maytmug. Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
Get the Lumberjack Lewismug. A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.
by Haller January 31, 2018
Get the lumberjack butt plugmug. by Finger dog 2 June 2, 2023
Get the Lumberjackmug. Putting your dick into 2 axe blades on the blunt ends and then turning then onto the sharp ends if your really kinky.
by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 16, 2018
Get the Lumberjackingmug. When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
Get the Sleepy Lumberjackmug.