A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
Get the Chocolate loafmug. Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.
by aretegroup April 21, 2018
Get the burning a loafmug. by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018
Get the loaf loathermug. Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.
by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020
Get the Power Loafmug. I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020
Get the Bedside Loafmug. Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.
by Epic989 May 4, 2018
Get the Loaf Lordmug. by sam and junk March 28, 2009
Get the Cooter Loafmug.