cleveland boner

n., The act of shoving a handful of garbage from a nearby dumpster into your pants, then stomping into the club like WASSUP.

Even though the trash holding it together was rotting away, his cleveland boner rages on.

by tsksss April 5, 2015

Cleveland Pickle

When a male and or female excretes feces into a females vagina, This feels extremely good if you do it correctly

I gave Stacy a cleveland pickle last night, she yelled so loud in to my right ear. I think I might be deaf!

by Anonymous Motha Fucka! July 10, 2012

cleveland cooler

When a women crushes an ice cube in her mouth then licks your butt and spits the ice chunks in the butthole.

Honey, I ate hot wings and then pooped and it burns. I could use a Cleveland Cooler.

by CCooler January 5, 2018

cleveland overemoticonification

The overuse of emoticons in a chatroom by straddling your sex partner and shitting those emoticons out.

I was sucking his dick, and then he just shat out all these emoticons - I hate cleveland overemoticonification sex.

by mnman8555 March 22, 2011

Cleveland Conduit

Type MC or AC cable used instead of RMC EMT or Tray. Scabby installation.

Embarrassing quality work.

That entire job was done with Cleveland Conduit. Looks really shitty.

by CallbynameSlurp July 8, 2022

Cleveland Clapper

A sexual act by nature (fetish) The Cleveland Clapper is the act of farting on someone’s chest during sexual intercourse.

Just as I was about to finish she stopped me, got on top and gave me a real Cleveland Clapper.

by ACalifornia January 9, 2018

The Cleveland Steamer

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat

see definition------------------

by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008