chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.

Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?

by jakrel June 2, 2005

Chode

The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.

Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.

by gashdammit September 21, 2005

chode

a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode

"funseal chodes goats"

by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."

by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008

Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

by Weegro December 25, 2008

Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010

chode

A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat

Greg Barron Is A Chode

by SexyScotty January 26, 2011