Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!

A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"

by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011

Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.

I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.

by noirfra September 3, 2024

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.

My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.

by borse14 July 15, 2017

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Not Blizzard

It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement

aw mans its not blizzarding again

by Your Couisn Frank October 30, 2020