Blake

Someone who has a big head and is full of themselves. Someone who also CHEATS on their girlfriends who they supposedly love and act like it's not a big deal. Someone who doesn't learn from their mistakes and messes with girls' heads and is ALL about sex. Who doesn't realize that he's not the center of the universe and not everything revolves around him. Who doesn't really have as big of a dick as he claims to have..

Wow who was that douche bag that did that to her? Must've been a Blake. Let's go kick him in the nuts.

by whitney3209 March 2, 2010

Blake

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super

Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!

by ScottWho? November 20, 2009

blake

a real dick head, has no fucking life and cant get any

Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.

by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009

Blake

From my experiences there is two types of Blake. The first one is that he is a total playboy he has the looks and personality but will make you fall in love and then leaves. Then wants to reconnect every few weeks over all he can be a good person but honestly really isn't. He will lie and say he can't do something and then does it with someone else. The second type is the guy that it always funny and there to try and make you laugh. He's not always successful at it but he trys. He can be and ass sometimes but you always forgive him. He can also be extremely annoying . He's a good friend and know what to say at the right time. But also says it at the worst time possible. If you find a Blake keep him.

Girl 1: my bf Blake is the best

Girl 2: the Blake ik plays me

by Kitkatvisco April 23, 2020

Blake

A stupid boy who is ugly who is always vrooming around the school he is hated by every one and is really ugly

Girl 1: Did you see blake today he looked so stupid
Girl 2: yeah

by tulipgirls June 7, 2018

Blake

Blake is an amazing bestfriend. Truthful, trustworthy, handsome, basically just amazing. He is so funny and adorable. He is like my brother. I see the rest of my life with him in it. Love you Canadian bacon 😛💜

Hi I'm Blake call me Canadian bacon.

by Nathaniel Nate April 26, 2017

Blake

Literally the best broth

Wow, this soup tastes great with this Blake in it

by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018