Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)

My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016

anus angle

When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.

I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.

by Nonamergamer October 19, 2015

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 24, 2009

ZACK'S ANUS

a gaint gaping whole contains the lost city of atlantis the scene of an indiana jones movie where he never gets out VERY FUCKING LARGE many people are lost in there proceed with caution

Dude, I can't believe I was able to escape Zack's anus.

by muffinpurpergurk May 14, 2015