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Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat October 3, 2007
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text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.
Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!
by MasterofXD January 19, 2009
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Texi (Ti)

(Ti) A unit of measurement for area equal to the area of Texas 268,820 sq mi (696,241 km²). A "texi" is to area what a ton is to weight. Definition was developed due to pop culture references comparing large areas to the state of Texas. Now people with be able to describe large areas in texi (Ti).
Its a search area about a Texi (Ti).

The asteroid is 1/2 Texi (Ti) is size.
by redbaron58 August 17, 2009
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text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.
Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."
by bird is very October 16, 2010
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Text appeal

When someone is a very good texter, so good in fact that it convinces you that you like them.
Damn, I can't wait to hang out with this guy. He has some serious text appeal
by kcott December 3, 2010
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text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
by Art Anderson February 28, 2015
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text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game
example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header
by FahKnee June 1, 2019
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