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Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.
Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy
by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018
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Texas Shot Glass

the act of resorting to drinking strait from the bottle because you cant find a traditional shot glass or cup.
Bryson was getting turnt and wanted Becky to catch up. He couldn't find her a cup so she hit that Texas Shot glass.
by grubdog November 13, 2019
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Texas Soirée

The act of pissing inside someone’s ass, or vagina.
Jack - “Can you believe my wife is into piss play? It’s disgusting!”
James - “Yea, just the other day I gave her a Texas Soirée.”
Jack - “A WHAT?!”
by leavesomefortherestofus April 12, 2020
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Texas tornado

A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
by Thornova April 13, 2020
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The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.
Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
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The Texas Whisper

Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.
Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?

Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!
by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019
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West Texas Fuck Money

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”
by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021
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