The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
Get the East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Techniquemug. It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
Get the Bagel melt techniquemug. The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.
The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.
(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.
(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)
1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!
2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).
by Davina Los-Defino May 5, 2018
Get the The Hamper Techniquemug. by MountainChicken November 28, 2017
Get the black techniquemug. by That1Aussie December 28, 2021
Get the caterpillar techniquemug. The main power system of the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.
Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.
Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 27, 2023
Get the Cursed Techniquemug. Technique is a boy who has an amazing personality. Everyone loves him and his sense of humor is to die for. He has muscles that every girl loves. He stands up for his friends.
by Under z January 29, 2018
Get the Techniquemug.