wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.

Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

Falcon Teabag

When you Tea bag someone so hard that they bounce off the ground and into your nuts a 2nd time without you trying.

Holy shit Kay, John.. did not know a falcon teabag could be done I proved him wrong >:)

by the2ndbuddha May 29, 2011

teabag and sandwich

When a male dips his scrotum on the chin of his victim then uses this butt cheeks as the pieces of bread and the nose is the meat

I gave that girl a teabag and sandwich the other night

by soonerslim May 18, 2006

teabag/covert teabag

to run up behind an unsuspecting person lift ur crotch and place it on their head and bounce, espeically great when done with the person sittin down and u stand on the chair to do it.

nooney was sittin on his fat ass and lala came up with a runnin jump and covert teabagged the bastard

by la la January 28, 2005

teabag

the act of dangling, rubbing, sliding, and wiping one's testicles (and testicle sweat) over a victim's face whilst they are asleep, incapacitated, unconcious etc etc. usually preferred by performers of a heavily homosexual nature, but can also be used in a guy-on-girl situation with great success.

GUY 1: "Dude, Sandy's just passed the fuck out!!!"

GUY 2: "You GOTTA teabag that shit, man!!!"

GUY 1: "She's gonna wake up to le' testicle' odor haha!"

by Jessesse October 8, 2008

snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

Nebraska TeaBag

You take your woman out to a corn field and perform intercourse. While pounding away, you slyly grab a corn husk. When you're about to cum, you pull out, slide the husk on like a condom, move you're newly wrapped member over your partners head and jizz away while continuously bobbing up and down. Feel free to empty the contents on to partner's face when done.

Dude, i pulled a Nebraska TeaBag on this hoe last night. I just can't get enough of that scritchy-scratchy pleasure.

by AQueer October 5, 2010