Life Talent

The ability to do anything you want in life at a high level, and the knowledge of such ability.

I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves because of how much life talent I have.

by Randall K. Jones September 14, 2009

no talent hack

someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent hacks can be found living in mom's basement, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from "boy" activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life. rinse and repeat.

michael is a no talent hack who lives in his mom's basement, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.

by PotBelly FatGuy November 30, 2015

talknapped

The act of being verbally kidnapped. Being in the position of trapped by someone in a meaningless, cheesy, conversation.

I thought I'd never get away from that idiot. He had me talknapped.

by Mike2k1 June 17, 2006

Bitch Talons

What a guy/girl(mostly girl)uses on the people around them. Usually involves backhanded compliments and shooting people down when they are trying to apologize so the said person can go on a self-righteous power trip. In general ripping people apart just cuz they can.

LaFawnduh: God the idiots I talk to make you look like a genius.

Tyrone: That was backhanded, your Bitch Talons must be itching for prey tonight.

LaFawnduh: Hells Nah. They just come with my pms symptoms: crampings, cravings, and talons.

by IzzieY January 1, 2008

talent

Very attractive looking women.

Did you see all that talent at that Hair Salon? No wonder everyone goes there.

by VLJank May 28, 2006

talons

When you're having rear penetration with a woman and you put your elbows over her shoulders and dig in like a couple of talons. You know you've done a good job when when the back of her shoulders are red.

Man if I fuck that girl tonight doggy style I'm gonna totally giver her the talons.

by sdavis January 25, 2008

talan torriero

lame. Origiates from "Laguna Beach: the Real OC" on MTV.
Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".

Steve pulled a Talan Torriero and crashed his Yukon. Weak.

by President of the Never Hooked Up with Talan Club March 14, 2005