Almighty Tallest

The two aliens in Invader Zim who are head of the Irken Empire. They are called this because they are the tallest of the Irkens.

The Almighty Tallest sent Zim to Earth on a fake mission just so they could get rid of him.

by Katie December 5, 2003

Unfinished Tales

The lost lore of Middle-Earth, with notes and an introduction by Christopher Tolkien.

The Unfinished Tales are essential in the collection of Tolkien literature.

by Larstait November 20, 2003

Mexican Table

Someone who holds an item for you without agreeing. It is like a Mexican that gets paid for doing chores, but this time the Mexican is holding something. (mexican table)

"Ahh, my hands are full, here hold something and be a Mexican Table." ; "HAHA, Mexican Table!!"(kids point and laugh and throw stuff at it to hold).

by Kevum July 1, 2009

Tales of Vesperia

The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.

An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.

An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.

A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.

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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.

ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.

*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.

Also, cocks.

by TalesWinnar July 15, 2009

Tablescrapping

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get

Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping

by DirtyFrank27 December 22, 2008

Table Nachos

A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.

Joe and Bill enjoyed a round of beers complimented with some Table Nachos. It was a great night!

by JSloppyola March 14, 2013

Talese

Talese is beautiful and a smart girl with a great personality. Her personality is contagious. She is as rare as her name. She has had a hard life but still shines through it all like a diamond in the rough. She loves long walks on the beach. She loves bagels with extra cream cheese, make sure it’s toasted because she like it really hot. She has long dark hair and it’s usually braided. Her hidden talent is braiding everything in sight.

Paul- Hey, who is that new girl in the Business Office?!

Krystal- Oh, that’s a Talese. We have never had anyone like her before. She is rare.

by Stanti June 27, 2019