Tubesucker

Someone who sucks cocks. Another word for cocksucker.

That new dude in the office is such a tubesucker.

by Ravennaman July 8, 2017

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Ruby Tubesteak

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.

Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"

by Lorenzo Llamas May 19, 2015

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A viral disorder, usually among men, that causes obsession with someone else's television. Characterized by longing for the latest technology, tube envy can cause unplanned visits to appliance stores, resulting in custom home theatre installation and unexplained jock itch. While spreading slowly, this disorder can propagate through entire subdivisions in one football season. An unexpected side effect is increased discussion of Oprah brought on by the female. There is no cure, but purchase avoidance begins with vigorous outdoor exercise.

Caught the Tigers game at Aaron's -- that 40-inch screen gave me a case of TUBE ENVY. See you at the mall.

by Dr. Funkenbass October 25, 2006

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Tubetub

Someone who wears a tubetop but doesnt have a particularly nice body

Jim: Look at Sallys tubetub
Bob: Yea, she needs to go for a run

by PETRAc. December 9, 2008

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tubeppl

The people on the web (i.e., in the the Tubes) who are responsible for making completely asinine comments on any blog or website comment section. It is not known if tubeppl exist IRL since the level of dumbassery on most sites is beyond reasonable expectation for humans.

That vid kicked ass, but the tubeppl were all over it.

by calimocho October 7, 2007

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