A tub thumper is a drink comprised of a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, a shot of lager, and a hard cider. The ratio of each is totally up to the drinker, but all four must be in the mix for it to be considered a tub thumper.
by Wayne Rathbun July 3, 2016

Nipples that are so round and fat they may be substituted for drain plugs - preventing water from escaping from the bathtub.
by Cletice October 13, 2005

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

by GaNkIeSta2003 May 3, 2003

The hawtest thing evar. I orgasm all over my friends when I view this picture and I make them lick it off of each other. Someday, I hope to be able to obtain the ability to shoot massive amounts of fluid out of my anus and onto my face.
"Li3k omgz, tbugril is li3k so hawtz0rz"
by Hahn >=] March 13, 2005

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

What a black man keeps in his tub so he can eat it when he is hungry. Usually a pig or some kind of animal.
by Tyrone is a pimp August 28, 2008
