ts;dc

Too short; didn't cum.

The opposite of tl;ac, for video clips too short to masturbate until ejaculation to.

*1 minute porn clip*
ts;dc

by Eddyrav March 2, 2012

TS;DR

Too Small; Didn't Ride

"Hey, so did you hook up with John last night?"
"Nope he took off his pants and TS;DR.:

by ScottyDoesKnow March 10, 2014

TS Gum

Worlds best killfeeder and well know in the call of duty community he is insane at the game

TS Gum

by slickhead October 26, 2012

ts;du

too stupid, didn't understand

a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.

has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.

Boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his ass. I could totally whip your boyfriends ass
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess

Grl: ts;du

guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du

by Ali3Kat December 8, 2012

Ts in my Es

Tears in my eyes.

I can't believe Tina and Rory finally tied the knot! I have Ts in my Es from joy!

by al ice July 12, 2016

ts;dc

Stands for 'too short, didnt care'

i didnt watch the video ts;dc

by thebody1403 January 8, 2017

Ts;Np

Too short; No point

The flip side of Tl;Dr: posts that are really short but have no point at all.

Post under an article: "I agree"
Response to post: "Ts;Np"

Post under long thoughtful post or article "You're an itiot "
Response to post: "Ts;Np but still too long to spell correctly."

by endorendil January 9, 2017