Causing Traffic 

When you're always beefing with each other and you're causing trouble, it's just like when you're on the road and in your car and people keep beeping their horns and causing traffic. People can't get through and it's a mess. It's just like someone talking about someone, and they argue back, and then someone else jumps in, and then someone else jumps in etc. Their causing traffic, and people can't get out of the mess. They can't get pass, and they can't get over the fact that there's traffic; just like when you're in the car and you just have to deal with it, because there's always traffic happening around the world.

When soo many people come to watch you fight and you start to realize that you're causing a commotion, a.k.a causing traffic. People are purposely being late and all people wanna do is watch, film, and yell world star.

Causing Traffic by 0g.CrispyB July 14, 2016

Pop Up Traffic 

Is when you go to a web page and there are too many pop up ads to be closed. The reason why the internet sucks.

Adam: "I want to to listen to this song but these stupid pop up ads keep coming up."
Will: "You must be stuck in some Pop Up Traffic."
Adam: "Schist. This was a good site."

Pop Up Traffic by Julian Castro December 23, 2008

miami traffic 

Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC

Taxi Driver: WTF? TOO MUCH MIAMI TRAFFIC OVER HERE!

miami traffic by Nikko May 5, 2005

Tennessee traffic jam 

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

Tennessee traffic jam by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

ass traffic 

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

ass traffic by the chigger April 23, 2004

flow of traffic 

The speed that traffic is going at any given time. Sometimes, it's twenty below the speed limit, sometimes twenty plus over. If you go the speed limit while everyone else is going twenty over, you will get road raged.
However, saying, "I was going with the flow of traffic" to a cop is one way to guarantee getting a ticket.

Officer: I stopped you because you were doing 80 in a 55.
Driver: Offffficceerrr, I was just going with the flow of traffic.
Officer: Does the sign say 'Go with the flow of traffic'? No. It says 'Speed Limit 55'. Here's your ticket.

flow of traffic by Snowflake_love! August 6, 2009

redneck traffic jam 

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.

I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.

redneck traffic jam by TTM September 6, 2005