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a word used by idiotic scenesters to describe anyone who doesn't fit... unfortunately, they don't realize that by conforming to the indie scene, they are still conforming, and whether they realize it or not, their lives are just as meaningless and externally controlled as the man in the cubicle... and that the people who they are calling tools KNOW that they are being used... they just have half a heart to spend their time helping out the aforementioned fools in hopes that they will see the truth and turn their life around.
fool 1: that kid is a tool
fool 2: I totally know, right? did you know that I asked for a ride to the store and he gave it to me for free?
fool 1: wow... what a tool. he actually HELPED another living being?
fool 2: yeah man, lame... hey, who's frederick kneetshaw?
by barcodeonneck June 11, 2009
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Tool

1) Someone who can't think for themselves, changes their mind based on what other people think. Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion.

2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.

3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.

4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
1) Tool: "Huston Street to Brew Crew, rumored to be done
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"

2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"

3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."

4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
by Baconbits101 December 9, 2008
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toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator
by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010
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what the tool

A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.
Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.
by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009
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tool

1) An instrument used to perform a certain task or action with ease.

2) A person who doesn't know (or does but willfully accepts) he/she is being used. Also refers to someone who can be seen as a pawn for society.

3) An American progressive rock band from California.
1) Hammers are useful tools; they can force nails in better and more efficiently than bare hands.

2) That person is such a tool; he just wants to be blindly led by his idols without thinking about himself.

3) Tool is from Los Angeles, California; they have released six albums to date.
by dhahks May 16, 2009
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Tool

1) Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. 3) The biggest bagadouche you have ever encountered including those with "little man syndrome"
by Insolent1969 August 15, 2012
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Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it
His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.
by Albert Marjorie July 21, 2008
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