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Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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sweet bird titties

titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance.
SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever!
by HOLY GOAT THROATS! April 30, 2006
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Fuck My Titties

Also referred to as FMT, is a song written by local band Tonic Rapture, FMT has also been used as an exclamation.

1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!

2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!
1. Andrew- Hm you should try and climb that wall!

Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!

Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!

Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!

KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....

2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)
by Bepsrockk July 7, 2011
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beer and titties

Err... actually, Titties and Beer.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
beer and titties?
by Mean Beer February 9, 2007
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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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Big titties

Big titties is what men want to suck on then fuck.
Hey Bro.

WHAT?

Did you see the big titties on the teacher?

Yup that is why I'm going to suck them and fuck them all night long.
by Big ass dick March 4, 2012
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Titties

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress
by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010
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