Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020

lord of the bung

a dumbass, who gets worshiped by other dumbasses.

Allen is the lord of the bung

by S Dubs May 12, 2008

Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.

I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011

Lord Buckwheat

Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.

Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.

by Matewan November 3, 2009

lord jew

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's

he is lord jew

by Anal Shipment December 6, 2014

ginger lords

When you do anything to anger a ginger they may call the ginger lords to eat your soul

"I warned you not to mess with David and now the ginger lords will fuck your soul"

by lidl December 4, 2014

Lord Buckethead

Britain’s chief Brexit negotiator. A historic figurehead in the British political spectrum, Lord Buckethead ran against Margaret Thatcher for parliament in Finchley in 1987, against John Major in Huntingdon in 1992, and against Theresa May in Maidenhead in 2017.

Following his endorsement by John Oliver, the BBC confirmed this week that Lord Buckethead had agreed to lead Brexit negotiations

by Virginia Ottenlips June 14, 2017