by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006
Get the chodemug. 1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.
2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.
3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.
2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.
3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.
Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008
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Get the Chodemug. by chicken poper September 1, 2003
Get the chodemug. Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying.
Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.
Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.
1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar.
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
King Rambo: What the fuck?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?
King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.
2. Gym Log:
Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12
Deadlift
600x5
Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
King Rambo: What the fuck?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?
King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.
2. Gym Log:
Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12
Deadlift
600x5
Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1
by King Rambo July 3, 2008
Get the chodemug.