Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

The unicorn hamster 

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".

The unicorn hamster by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010

the underdog favorite 

the underdog favorite - an oxymoron that describes a person, or group of people that are expected to win an event simply because they have gained popularity by being a surprise contestant.

For example:
The Indianapolis Colts became the underdog favorite to win the Superbowl after defeating two heavily favoured opponents to become AFC champions.

Jennifer Hudson was kicked off of American Idol, but when on to act in "Dreamgirls" and eventually became the underdog favorite to win the award for Best Supporting Actress.

the underdog favorite by Scott Wood - Film Critic December 14, 2008

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez 

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.

I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming

The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Law 

States that; for every term that is searched on Urban Dictionary, there will always be a vulgar definition that will state an act of sexual behavior.

Search 'Kool-Aid' and you'll see an example of the Urban Dictionary Law.

The Urban Dictionary Law by Aisu December 17, 2008

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009

The urban way 

The urban way is doing what ever you want when ever you want. Stepping on whoever you need to to get to the top, and once there you take no mercy and shit on who ever you used as a stepping stone. If all else fails you cuss everyone out, and again leave no survivors. Followers of the urban way take no shit from anyone. Most followers of the urban way are smart asses who love to make other people feel like shit just because they can. The urban way is not a word or phrase...it is a way of life

"Fuck you you stupid fuck"
Holy hell Jerome just went crazy on that kid.
Damn! No doubt he follows the urban way

The urban way by urbanK07 April 28, 2010