tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 7, 2005

Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.

“John go suck a tree”

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 1, 2021

Tree Scrotum

Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.

The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.

Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*

Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"

by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010

tree nerd

nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith

my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?

by lkymky April 23, 2008

The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.

Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!

by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023

tree laundry

Doing your laundry on a tree at school

Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.

by All tree May 4, 2021