Sex

6 year old looking at moms ID card

Sex: F

He laughs

Mom: What’s so funny?

Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.

Husband died laughing

Scrolling down while searching up the word “sex” in Urban Dictionary because your a loner.

by pwun August 11, 2021

Sex

when your uncle gives you a cowboy hat and brings you to a motel.

Sex was awesome in high school, in elementary school it wasnt as fun.

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

this is sex

Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase

In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:

this is sex

by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017

Sex

Urban Dictionary

Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*

by seuneup June 26, 2021

sexes

verb to describe someone sexing someone

Shrek sexes you

by elisavetandariadneis2prettybes April 27, 2021

Sex

Why'd you search this? Get off urban dictionary little kid.

Hey Jerry I had mad sex last night with Bob.

by Teehee art hoe October 4, 2020

Sex

Pleasure :)

I was in the same room with my best friend who i crushed on for so long. We were helping each other with our homework in my room. Her hand touches my dick by accident, she looks flushed as she slowly strokes it. My hormones were acting up and i couldn't take it anymore so I pin her on the wall and kiss her. "Lock the door" as she says smirking. I listen to her and lock it. She takes off her shirt and pants, leaving her only in a bra and thong. She puts her hand around my waist. "Do you want to or no?" I say yes and she continues to take off my pants. She lays down and takes off her thong. I slip my hard dick into her wet pussy. She moans and asks me to go faster, I start to stroke faster of course. Her bra slips off and her boobs jiggle while i'm stroking her. I stop and start to suck on her tiddes then i start to go inside her ass. I cum inside of her. She starts to knee down and put my big dick inside her mouth. We finished, cleaned up and started doing our work before midnight. that's sex for you

by anonymous September 14, 2020