The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013

Ringing the devil’s doorbell

The female equivalent to pocket pool or playing with ones self through a pocket

Why does Madison always keep her hand in her pocket like that?

Oh you know her she’s just ringing the devil’s doorbell

by Genny69 December 2, 2020

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009

Ringing the taco bell

Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.

by Gajillion September 6, 2011

ringing the dinner bell

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.

The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.

by nasty dan December 31, 2009

Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

by Kaianna February 8, 2019