lion tamer

A homosexual person.

The origin of the phrase is believed to derive from the motion the lion tamers wrist makes when using a whip.

ya, he's definatley a lion tamer.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

Moose Tamer

moose tamers are awesome people who teach moose tricks and how to be perfectly still for a planking photo. the end

That moose tamer made it easy for me to plank on the moose.

by silverbliss July 26, 2011

Old Timer

An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.

"please, no, HELP!! NOO!! dont take me home with you Old Timer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want it! I dont want it! What are you doing with that handkercheif and that bottle of clear odorless liquid?! no HEEEEEELP!"

by FurryGI February 7, 2009

All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.

Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"

by mlqhawaii June 20, 2019

Lion tamers

Theres nothing noble or brave about taming captive animals. Lion tamers are about as chicken shit as bullfighters, except they dont kill the lion in front of a crowd.

Lion tamers often brag about what they do with captive animals, it's not something to brag about.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

old timers

The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's

"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"

by emily November 24, 2003

Timer

A fairly normal device but if used inside a bathroom, it instantly makes the user uncontrollably homophobic.

My Friend used a Timer in the restroom now he refuses to hang out with Dave.

by Big Daddy Stark April 25, 2019