sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

Sympathetic Vagina

One who cares for the plight of the penis, but also fucks shit up and kicks people's asses, ninja style .

i'm a sympathetic vagina, but please...that guy needs his ass beat...ninja style!

by Sympathetic Vagina March 6, 2005

sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

by J-Verc February 20, 2009

sympathetic transgenderism

sympathetic transgenderism is a lesser known phenomenon in which the friend of a transgender person may experiment or toy with the notion of being transgendered themselves. this person may do this to better understand their friend, or better understand their own sexual identity. sympathetic transgender people may experiment by wearing clothes opposite to their usual gender assigned attire, joining trans pride parades and using genital prosthetics.

girl 1- i caught jane in the bathroom with a fake penis and a binder.. what's her deal? she's not trans, is she?
girl 2- nahh, she's just experiencing sympathetic transgenderism. she wants to understand what jon is going through.

by vms February 26, 2015

Sympathetic Apolitical

a person who is apolitical or someone who doesn't care about politics, the country's future, etc. but he/she does care about someone's future.

guy 1: wow, this coutry is doomed, they literally voted without thinking or checking their backgrounds.
guy 2: they're stupid man
guy 1: fck this country and the politics, i don't care about their future, ofc, except for my GF's future and my family
guy 2: wow, you're a Sympathetic Apolitical

by The Casa May 29, 2022

Sympathy Trumpet

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.

"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"

by Not Timothy May 9, 2013

sympathy grind

To temporarily receive a lady's favor for several seconds before she departs, laughing.

Getting a sympathy grind turned him off to clubs forever.

by tempo May 1, 2014