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Paisley Robson is a spastic
by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020
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SwastIKEA

A furniture store owned by skinhead/nazi schmucks who copied IKEA.
I went into this swastIKEA store today for like two seconds before wiping my ass on the ground and leaving.
by Webster’sMami July 5, 2020
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Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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Swastik

Swastik is the type of guy who would literally kill every person to get full marks in a test. Studies the whole day, wants to become a physicist, eats ass the whole day and then commits die.
Swastik should eat ass
by PetroChemical7 November 8, 2020
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swaystick

beyonce before beyonce

lionel messi before lionel messi

swaystick is the most mechanically gifted person on the planet

there is not anyone on this earth as goated as pro gamer sway
person1: have you seen that guy swaystick?

person2: yh he wiped the floor with a competitive team on his ones he is truly a goat

person 1: he is indeed
by the 🐐 December 25, 2020
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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
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Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied
I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us
by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021
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