smarg

1: Useless redundant, cruft, oftentimes associated with govermental bureaucracy, ISO audits, or layers of societal detritus which offer no benefit other than perpertuating their own idealogical interests.
2: Static Member Argument; reference the C++ programming language.

Bob Smarg got a great deal on matching kitchen-ware at Pottery Barn this weekend.

I really believe pre-fixing variables with smargs enhances readability.

by b0bZm4rG January 22, 2004

sargent fletcher

to give someones mother spaghetti out of respect

dude, i gave your mom the illest sargent fletcher last night.. it was cancer!!

by thrilliam farton October 7, 2006

sargenti

a complete and total moron who has no brain at all, and is an absolute dick head to everyone who doesnt act like a brainless idiot just to make him happy

Joe is a total queer and needs 5 minutes to come up with a decent comeback to any diss. He also thinks he is the greatest human being on earth, even though he probobly doesnt know where earth is

by joe is a faggot July 7, 2003

snargfabbles

adj - Beyond perfection; beyond indescribable; beyond amazing

She: I love you.
He: I love you too.
She: Snargfabbles

by B.A. Johnson February 6, 2008

Sargol

Massive poo ( Bigger than 16 inches) that will explode your toilet. This usually happens when you eat taco bell.

"Yo!!! I just took a massive sargol!"

by Imma goddamm cookie June 4, 2021

Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 13, 2006

sargasam

1. (v) Faking an orgasam.

2. (n) A outburst of sarcasam.

1. "So last night with David-I totally sargasamed, and he totally bought it."

2. "Wow, this 1.50 steak is the best I ever had! Thanks so much for taking me here on our 50th wedding anniversary."

"Now honey, was that sargasam really necessary?"

by mildly rockin January 18, 2006