Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

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Swagger McDabber

Someone who is way too addicted too dabbing and yeling "Swag!" in public.

"Here comes Swagger McDabber, please end me."

by SwaggerMcAwesome February 08, 2017

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Considered a god amongst people with the strength greater than the hulk

by Ajewnamedmatthew February 19, 2018

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Walking with extremely homo characteristics, or the drunken walk when you have to much "fairy piss"

Look at that Fairy Swagger

by NonFairyBoy March 02, 2011

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To swipe one's credit/debit card to pay the check at either a restaurant, bar, or mall without looking or caring what the balance may be.

"He swagger swiped his amex, cleared the tab, and took three girls home"

by Skeet13 November 30, 2011

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Danny was swagger out that he left school.

by mxchaelazxz March 09, 2016

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Biggest my yute in the world, Smokes Bogies and trash at 2k. Also likes to eat pigs.

Nigga 1: Yo dawg u see that piece of beef

Nigga 2: Nahh nigga thats Optimus

Optimus Swagger

by Nigero 46 May 01, 2018

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