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Sunshine coast

A place in British Columbia,Canada.Near Vancouver,though you have to take a ferry to get to it it is actually a peninsula.
Known by its socially boring population,snobs,losers,uncultured dumbasses,creeps,hicks,trailer trash,low employment,bad shopping etc. also known for its beautiful scenery,which in my opinion sucks ass.
The Sunshine coast includes the communities:Howe Sound,Langdale,Gibsons,Roberts creek,Wilson creek,Davis Bay,Selma Park,Sechelt,Twannek(who the fuck cares how its spelled...it doesn't even have a corner store),West Sechelt,Halfmoon Bay,Secret Cove,Madeira Park(also known as Mad Park),Garden Bay and Egmont.Mad Park,Garden Bay and Egmont put together make Pender Harbour.Most people,including me, lump Langdale and Gibsons together,because frankly,they are basically the same place...and no one cares about Howe Sound because there's nothing there except a pulp mill.Roberts creek is known for its Hippies.Gibsons for its Gangstas(aka g-unit losers)and hoes.Davis Bay for its snobs(but most other of the communities mentioned have snobs too,just that place has an abundance of them).Lower wilson creek(on the highway) for its druggies,trannies and people with stds.
There are a few more stereotypes,but i won't mention them.
There are three highschools on the sunshine coast...Chatelech Secondary(Chat),Elphinstone Secondary(Elphi) and Pender Harbour Secondary(Pender)which retardedly enough includes not just from 8-12,but 7 too!.Chat is in Sechelt,Elphi in Gibsons and Pender in um...Pender.There are also alternative schools.

Now for a joke involving Pender.
Yes,off topic but whatever..it involves the sunshine coast.

How many kids from Pender does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Because,you see, the student population is very small...only reaching around 200 students(in the 2004/2005 school year it had only 180 students).

Yup,its true.That is what the sunshine coast is all about.
I make it seem awful...it pretty much is...but there are some awesome cool people here ,not just freaks.
Person#1:Hey,where do you live?
Person#2:Sunshine coast.
Person#1:HaHa!!
by Odessa May 28, 2006
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Sunshine Coast

An area found on the east coast of Australia where thousands of skanks, bitches and shit face boys can be found in measly jobs and bumming off their parents. Basically a shithole.
"Where is the worst most boring place you have ever been?"
"The Sunshine Coast. What a piece of crap"
by Shit bits December 4, 2004
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morning sunshine

The act of ejaculating on your partners face while he/she sleeps, screaming "morning sunshine" to wake them up.
I was awaken to a morning sunshine today. :-)
by Dirtball April 8, 2003
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Can You Feel the Sunshine

That creepy song from Sonic R mostly known as the song of death, which is influenced by the Tails Doll from an unknown source.
Knuckles: Can You Feel The Sunshine, Sonic?
Sonic: no
Amy: I can
Tails: I can
Eggman: I can
Tails doll: Good, good. . .
Sonic: WTF 0_0
by YellaboyXB January 12, 2012
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Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
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Sunshine Face Disorder

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face.

Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
"You always look so happy."

"I'm not. I just suffer from Sunshine Face Disorder.."
by KandiGram October 9, 2016
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sunshine pocket

Kim- did you get the sunshine pockets for tonight?
Jeff-you know I did.
by xxTheFinnxx November 26, 2016
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