Japanese Subway

A Japanese Subway refers to anybody who get's extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to ejaculation without pulling down your shorts or trousers. Purely by rubbing against you.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.

"Hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? Are you trying to give me a Japanese Subway?"

"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"

If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

new york subway face

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."

When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".

by new york loves bs June 25, 2009

New York Subway Smash

Due to the title of this one, it is only appropriate when performed in New York AND in a Subway... now... we can proceed... Ths New York Subway Smash... is when doing a girl doggy style or giving her the LDFDB on the subway.. she should be holding on to the rails at this point... when almost reaching climax she should loosen her grip reach for the emergency break ultimately smashing her bitchass through the window

I don't like that dirty bitch so I gave her the new york subway smash

by The Great One April 22, 2004

Bulgarian subway train

The subway system in Sofia, Bulgaria. Opened on January 28, 1998.

He's riding in a Bulgarian subway train.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 June 20, 2016

That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018

Start the Subway

a slang term meaning to hook up; this may be used as a verb, noun, and anything else

START THE SUBWAY!!
I saw you starting the subway last night.
The subway has been started.
We should start the subway.

by Cavypoobah October 24, 2005

Second Avenue Subway

A reminder on how slow and incompetent tha City of New York and tha MTA is when it comes to building long-term public works projects. Fiorello LaGuardia and Robert Moses were responsible for tearing down tha 3rd and 2nd Aves. elevated lines and fucking over tha Lexington Ave. subway commuters in tha progress with third world style crowding, while promising them a Second Avenue Subway. Construction began in tha early 70's, but tha City got fucked with a fiscal crisis and only unbuilt portions is what remains of tha Second Avenue Subway today.

Tha Second Avenue Subway will be constructed at tha end of 2004. Too little, too late.

by Omega Death November 15, 2003