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Person 2: Bro that's Jakes sister, she's only 12
Person1: WTF! She looks 18
Person 2: Yup, so statch
Person 2: Bro that's Jakes sister, she's only 12
Person1: WTF! She looks 18
Person 2: Yup, so statch
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