stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 2, 2009

fuck stump

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

by dee 1 October 20, 2010

bloody stump

when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.

"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."

by Harold78 October 10, 2017

Stump

noun: When the amputated limb is inserted into an orfice in the body

"That old man stumped me!"

"That skeetclops stumps like crazy"

by White Frank Black September 3, 2006

Trump stump

Noun: A political speech supporting Donald Trump.
Verb: Trump stumping-To travel around the country and give political speeches supporting Donald Trump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trump speak, Trumped up, I'm going to do so much winning, Trump army, Trump rally, politics, political rally

I drove to Columbus, Ohio where Governor Pence gave a great Trump stump. I've gotten into politics so much, I'm going to support the The Donald by traveling around the country to do some Trump stumping.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Butt A Stump

Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.

Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!

Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"

Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"

(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)

by Michael Segroves December 7, 2006

stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.

" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".

by jody young July 12, 2006