the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!
Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011
Get the Cumber-Stumpin' mug.The lead singer of a band named fall out boy . Some may call the band satanic when their lead singer is literally an innecont adorable humble cinnamon bun.
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When your getting a blow job and your girl/ guy has a seizure and bites off you cock leaving you with a bloody stump.
Dude my girl was giving me the best blowy last night and shit turned bad leaving me with a bloody stump.
by Trojan69 May 1, 2019
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by asamon December 18, 2009
Get the stump bump mug.latin word derieved from stump.
dumb ass lying sack of shit who likes to get it on with man whores.
she tends to carry around a big wang dang in her huge purse.
dumb ass lying sack of shit who likes to get it on with man whores.
she tends to carry around a big wang dang in her huge purse.
person 1:did you see stumpf yet?
person 2:no but i heard shes carrying around her wang dang again.
person 3:DAMN IT MUST BE HUGE,DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HER PURSE?
person 2:no but i heard shes carrying around her wang dang again.
person 3:DAMN IT MUST BE HUGE,DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HER PURSE?
by vickkk March 19, 2009
Get the stumpf mug.A specific type of jargon used in the city of Portland, Oregon, U.S.A.
Portland, Oregon was nicknamed Stumptown in the mid 19th century, when the city's growth forced land to be cleared quickly to accommodate the growth, but the tree stumps were not immediately removed.
Currently there are 8 subcategories of Stumponics in PDX.
These subcategories pertain to each geographical and by nature social graphical region of the city. The regions divided by the Willamette River which runs South to North and sprawling Burnside Street which runs East to West.
Best shown here: (http://www.urbandrinks.com/happyhour/usa/or/portland)
1. NORTHWEST
2. SOUTHWEST
3. DOWNTOWN
4. PEARL DISTRICT
5. OLD TOWN
6. NORTH PORTLAND
7. NORTHEAST
8. SOUTHEAST
Portland, Oregon was nicknamed Stumptown in the mid 19th century, when the city's growth forced land to be cleared quickly to accommodate the growth, but the tree stumps were not immediately removed.
Currently there are 8 subcategories of Stumponics in PDX.
These subcategories pertain to each geographical and by nature social graphical region of the city. The regions divided by the Willamette River which runs South to North and sprawling Burnside Street which runs East to West.
Best shown here: (http://www.urbandrinks.com/happyhour/usa/or/portland)
1. NORTHWEST
2. SOUTHWEST
3. DOWNTOWN
4. PEARL DISTRICT
5. OLD TOWN
6. NORTH PORTLAND
7. NORTHEAST
8. SOUTHEAST
"I had a grip of coffee this morning, it's an everyday thing for me now."
"Yeah, you've been doin' that for days."
These are commonly used forms of the South Eastern Stumponics
"Yeah, you've been doin' that for days."
These are commonly used forms of the South Eastern Stumponics
by Gizmo Punk March 6, 2009
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