also known as meat flaps, when a womens pussy lips are extremely wide and floppy and are very loose.
these can sometimes be an offensive slang term as well.
these can sometimes be an offensive slang term as well.
by kyle smeer June 11, 2006
Get the meat straps mug.A bunch of low life fuckboys that don’t know how to respect girls. The girls aren’t much better either. You think you’re in a relationship but you wanna go cheat on ur boyfriend the next night. Right. Don’t forget about the fact that the boys do the same. EVEN worse. they are all addicted to flash drives. Lampeter Starasburg boys LOVE to turn off their snap maps because they know damn well they are doing something they shouldn’t be. Also, most bitches that walk foot in this school damn well got some type of STD, so beware. Good luck to all my fellow friends who associate themselves with these lard ass niggas. i wish u luck. don’t introduce them to your mothers. and definitely not your father. ps- be sure not to send your nudes over snap, they secretly screenshot and put in groupchat. such fucks.
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Primarily used in an academic setting to describe a scenario where a person has no choice but to mindlessly follow along with a situation that may have negative consequences or be completely void of logic and reason.
This originally referred to the Kafkaesque attempt to learn the philosophy of the German-Jew Leo Strauss (an attempt best described as a futile, self-infliction of mental anguish) but has since evolved into a more generic term. Professors and advocates of Strauss' philosophy are known for being staunch defenders of his writings through even the most devastating of critiques.
Characteristics of Strauss' writings are:
-Summing up the ideologies and life's work of a philosopher in a brief, passing remark when a thorough and in-depth knowledge would be necessary to comprehend the arguments being made.
-Writing ironically or, without warning, speaking from the perspective of a writer he completely disagrees with.
-Using the same logical fallacies that he criticizes in others.
-Writing an endnote that fills multiple pages of text.
The term is applied when an absurd lack of reason or logic has forced the victim into an uncomfortable corner.
This originally referred to the Kafkaesque attempt to learn the philosophy of the German-Jew Leo Strauss (an attempt best described as a futile, self-infliction of mental anguish) but has since evolved into a more generic term. Professors and advocates of Strauss' philosophy are known for being staunch defenders of his writings through even the most devastating of critiques.
Characteristics of Strauss' writings are:
-Summing up the ideologies and life's work of a philosopher in a brief, passing remark when a thorough and in-depth knowledge would be necessary to comprehend the arguments being made.
-Writing ironically or, without warning, speaking from the perspective of a writer he completely disagrees with.
-Using the same logical fallacies that he criticizes in others.
-Writing an endnote that fills multiple pages of text.
The term is applied when an absurd lack of reason or logic has forced the victim into an uncomfortable corner.
Student A: "But didn't Aristotle say (example)?"
Professor: "Ah but Strauss said about Aristotle that (loosely related example). Does that make more sense now?"
Student A: "Ok..."
Student B: *whispers* "You got Strauss'd"
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Student A: "How are your finals going?"
Student B: "Fine, except my professor moved up the due
date on the term paper. Now I have 3 papers due on the same day."
Student A: "You got Strauss'd."
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Professor: "Ah but Strauss said about Aristotle that (loosely related example). Does that make more sense now?"
Student A: "Ok..."
Student B: *whispers* "You got Strauss'd"
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Student A: "How are your finals going?"
Student B: "Fine, except my professor moved up the due
date on the term paper. Now I have 3 papers due on the same day."
Student A: "You got Strauss'd."
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by StraussStudent June 5, 2011
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Mounted pieces of material for gripping that allow you to thrust with great acceleration and pizazz.
It was a fuck quake for a while until I was able to finally grab hold of some Fuck Straps and give it to her!
by Alienbun January 23, 2009
Get the Fuck Straps mug.used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.
Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!
Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried
to kill me with her frying pan!
Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
Guy 2: That sucks straws!
Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried
to kill me with her frying pan!
Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.
by OHHno June 21, 2010
Get the Sucks Straws mug.The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.
Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.
by GrizzlySt April 9, 2011
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