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Stogie Starter

You got a stogie starter? i needa light.
by okie Doke! April 1, 2009
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False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.
Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."
by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010
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jank strat

A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.
Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."

CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."
by Diamond III Scrublady June 3, 2018
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Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.
The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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Hoenn starters

torchic line chicken that rosted it's self
Mudkip line an axolotl that grows a fuck tone of mussel
And
treeko line raptor gekkos with swords
by Life is wrong April 1, 2019
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New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"
"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"
by Sara Peter April 26, 2019
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Luke starter pack

A person who wears khaki pants or shorts, white v-neck tee, and a gray hoodie with the sleeves pulled up to the forearms.
Damn, you lookin like a Luke starter pack.
by College27 September 25, 2019
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