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steven

i wish i was steven
by trhhhf September 20, 2018
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steven

Steven is a myth a legend
by TheGOAT28_ August 31, 2018
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Steven

Stevens are normally blond with blue eyes. The average height of a Steven is six feet tall. Stevens tend to be loud, funny, and caring. If he sees a friend hurt he will immediately run by their side and not leave until they feel better. Most Stevens wear glasses but for get to wear them. They are very sweet and always stand up for what is right. They are not afraid to speak their minds. A Steven is not someone who develops a crush on the first girl (or guy) they see. They tend to go after people with dark hair and dark eyes. They also like it when their crush is shorter than them so they have to go on their tippy-toes to kiss them. The ideal type for a Steven is someone who is kind, but knows how do defend people. Someone who is crazy and cheerful, but secretly hurting inside. Stevens tend to only fall in love once, so if you every get the opportunity to date a Steven, DO NOT screw up!
Shaylen: "Hey, who's that really tall blond kid?"
Zoe: "Hm? Oh, yeah, that's...that's Steven." (>///<)
Shaylen: "Do you know if he's single? Damn, he's a snacc!"
Zoe: "Sorry, he's taken."
Shaylen: "By who?! One way or another that boy will be mine!"
Zoe:"...Hi, I'm Zoe. His girlfriend."
by adf00tp May 23, 2018
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Steven

Ugly,Dumb,Annoying Madly in love with A Julia. He is very funny and you will always want to be his friend. He is very athletic and good at making people happy if you’re name is Julia then you belong with him. He dosnt like is parents at all he thinks there annoying and he has great tast in music
Guy1:Damn look at that funny guy
Guy2: that’s Steven
by Steven Impastato April 11, 2018
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Steven

Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?

I fucking hate Steven so much.

God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??

I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
by GUIpasta February 1, 2019
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Steven

You you a steven bro
by Osso June 18, 2018
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Steven

A fuck fag that eats dick and won't have a life. He will be rich and pay girls to blow him. He is lonely and will die from AIDS from fucking a monkey. By the way he is white and chubby with a little dick.
Steven is gay and Fagalishes
by Kinkxsavage November 30, 2017
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